Florida Bans Education
By James Schlarmann In order to protect Florida's kids from things that make their conservatives parents uncomfortable, DeSantis has banned all education in the state.
DeSantis Accuses God of Being ‘Reverse Racist’ Because There Aren’t White People in the Bible
By James Schlarmann Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) has not indicated one way or the other whether he intends to seek his party’s presidential nomination...
Florida Fisherman Lost at Sea For 14 Days Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted by Mermaids
A fisherman lost at sea for 14 days off the coast of Florida has been rescued by the United States Coast Guard this week. Alvin...