PETITION TO DRAFT TUCKER CARLSON AND SEND HIM TO AFGHANISTAN REACHES 200 MILLION SIGNATURES
More than 200 million Americans have signed a new petition, asking the Pentagon to reinstate the draft for the sole purpose of enlisting Fox News...
Fox Attacks Sen. Duckworth, A Disabled Vet, For Using Vet Benefits
Fox News faced backlash over the weekend due to a report about Sen. Tammy Duckworth's taxes. In a column on Sunday, Fox News writer Dom...
Fox News Idiot Wishes Biden Didn’t Constantly Ride Bike Like Old Sad Frail Dead Bike Riding Person
Hey, does everybody remember Donald Trump's theory of exercise? Namely, that you shouldn't do it, because it will deplete your body of all its energy and resources...
Jesus, Peter Doocy Is Dumb
By Evan HurstJuly 15, 2021 10:00 AM Got another one for your Jen Psaki Dickpunches Peter Doocy file, which is obviously a file you are...
8 out of 10 Klan Members Think Tucker Carlson’s a Little Too Proud of His Racism
By James Schlarmann May 20, 2021 A new poll in Crosslight Monthly, a magazine written by and for members of the Ku Klux Klan shows...
Boy Calls Child Protective Services After Catching Parents Watching Tucker Carlson
By James Schlarmann April 27, 2021 SMITHVILLE, GEORGIA — Two parents are in custody, and authorities in their small Georgia berg aren’t sure exactly what...
Breaking: Tucker Carlson Still a Racist Twuntsicle
By James Schlarmann, April 15, 2021 NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The International Institute of Finding and Labeling Racists has determined that as of the...
Lahren: “All Lives Matter Except When You Need to Die for The Economy”
By James Schlarmann VAPID ATTENTION WHORE, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tabitha Lahren said during a segment on Fox & Morons this morning that...
Tucker Carlson: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Tucker Carlson is admired by white nationalists, elected officials, and maybe some of your relatives or coworkers. Given that he has the ear of so...