Ted Nugent Offers to Teach Jemele Hill How to be Respectful of Presidents
LAC DU SAUCISSE PETIT, MICHIGAN -- The controversy over an ESPN host's tweets that called President Donald Trump, among other things, "the most ignorant, offensive...
Fox News Claims Biden Can’t Save Christmas, Only Trump (did we even know that Christmas needed saving?)
By John Amato — December 24, 2021 For the last several months we have heard right-wing media screaming, "Biden is killing Christmas!" whether it's a...
NO, I’M NOT DRESSED AS MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE FOR HALLOWEEN. I’M JUST A HORSE.
You will have to look far and wide for someone that loves Halloween more than I do. Of all the holidays we celebrate here, Halloween...
TRUMP: “ASHLI BABBITT WAS THE HOTTEST NAZI BABE I’VE SEEN SINCE MY OWN IVANKA”
This weekend, former one term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump recorded a special video in tribute to fallen MAGA martyr and domestic terrorist...
Fox News Idiot Wishes Biden Didn’t Constantly Ride Bike Like Old Sad Frail Dead Bike Riding Person
Hey, does everybody remember Donald Trump's theory of exercise? Namely, that you shouldn't do it, because it will deplete your body of all its energy and resources...
GOD BELIEVES IN ‘EVOLUTION, NOT IN MARJORIE GREENE’S HUMANITY’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — In a new interview he did with Deities Magazine, Larry “God” Schumway may have just dropped quite the bombshell on...
Gaetz Turned Down for High School Softball Coaching Job
ByJames Schlarmann June 8, 2021 LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA — Embattled Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-Neverland Ranch) announced earlier this year that he was considering leaving Congress...
Man Finds Ted Cruz Drowning and Throws Him a Cement Life Preserver
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While it’s not clear at this time exactly why Senator Ted Cruz went for a swim in the Potomac river last night,...
As Trump Flails, People Noticing Parler Is Twitter, Only Dumber
Turns out the only reason people are on Parler is to market to stupid MAGA types who don't realize top "Parlays" are just copied tweets!...