Eric Trump: People Hug Me ‘Every Single Day,’ Thanking God For My Dad. (No one believes this)
By Conover Kennard — July 12, 2022 Not just Donald Trump has a penchant for lying, but his offspring do, too. Except for Barron Trump,...
ARE YOU OKAY, HERSCHEL WALKER? DO YOU NEED TO FIND A POLICE MAN OR A GROWN UP?
By Liz Dye July 11, 2022, 03:15 PM We are beginning to suspect that Herschel Walker, the Republican Senate nominee from Texas Georgia may be...
Laura Ingraham Knows What Causes Mass Shootings, It’s Kids These Days Smoking Doobies With Their Brothers
Fox News sure does have a good racket going on. It's like that scene in 101 Dalmatians where all the puppies are obsessed with the...
Supreme Court Issues Decision Making It Easier To Carry Guns In Public
The Supreme Court has ruled that Americans have a right to carry firearms in public for self-defense, a major expansion of gun rights likely to...
January 6 Hearing Ratings Were Massive So Bannon Claims They’re Rigged Just like the polls were rigged against David Purdue, right Bannon?
By John Amato — June 12, 2022 In the world of MAGA, everything is rigged against them. Every crime they commit is really a false claim. Every lie...
Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and Don Jr ‘Disappointed’ Hunter Biden Used His Name for Personal Gain
ByJames Schlarmann If there is one thing that everyone knows about the crotch-fruit of Donald Trump, it’s that they absolutely loathe and despise any form...
Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans
By Andy Borowitz MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life,...
Ben Shapiro: “My Wife Told Me Not to Worry If I Can’t Find Her Clitoris, Someone Can”
By James Schlarmann Ben Shapiro can’t find his wife’s clitoris, and most nights he absolutely refuses to do so. However, according to Mr. Shapiro, his...