Porn Site Reveals “Daddy/Daughter” As Most Searched Term In Trump States

If you’re a Trump supporter, chances are you like a familiar brand of porn…literally.

The adult content aggregation site PornStop has released its monthly search statistics and they decided to break down the results by red state versus blue state. Nationally, the results show that certain terms are consistently found around the country — like “MILF” or “big snoobs.” Broken down into red versus blue states, however, there are big differences in the search terms used.

In states won by Donald J. Trump, alleged billionaire and confirmed trust fund racist, the search term most often used was “daddy/daughter.” The rest of the five most used terms are seen in the table below.

Top 5 PornStop Search Terms In Trump States – August 2016

Search Term % of Searches
Daddy/Daughter 62%
Cuck/Cuckold 18%
Cross burning 10%
Butt stuff 8%
Anything not racist 2%

This morning, Mr. Trump was found in the Oval Office, coming out of the bathroom for his routine four hour “executive time.” Trump answered reporters’ questions about the porn search data. He said he’s “never been one to judge anyone unless they’re a woman and only then by their looks” and he clarified that “by looks [he means] their tits and asses.” Trump also said it’s “only natural to be curious how your family members fuck, especially if they’re hot like [his] daughter is.”

“I’ve got to make this very quick guys, because I’m about to hop on a phone call with my close, personal friend, the President of Texas,” Trump told reporters, “but I just wanted to say that I’m happy for every vote I get. I personally find incest to be disgusting, and that’s why as tempting as it’s always been, I’ve kept my relationship with my darling, beautiful, sexy, hot as hell daughter Ivanka from reaching that next level. And believe me, folks, it would be absolutely friggin’ hot if she and I did it. But no, I won’t. As much as I want to, I won’t.”

by James Schlarmann Humor/Satire August 3, 2019

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